Main bhi Madonna(or maybe Britney)

Mika thought he had it all figured out...his career in music needed some mouth to moth resuscitation and who better to do it than Rakhi Sawant,the ultimate oomph girl...one public lip lock and we'd have our desi version of the Britney-Madonna fracas.
However...as Miss Sawant quaintly points out,there was one small glitch...the western counterparts were both female...and that is exactly what she kept harping on when she was asked why she hadn't made so much of a fuss when she had smooched Kayanaaz(some obscure
actress) a year ago. "She was female...that was different" she says in her most earnest "I was molested" voice-of course it was...we fully understand(and, just for the record, that understanding has nothing to do with naughty mental images about her and Kayanaaz!!!) Coupled with this monumental error in judgment by Mika, is the fact that he hogged the camera even when they were engaged the act...no one does that to the "show"biz queen that she is. I am sure that being the understanding person that she is, Rakhi would definitely have taken it better had it been executed more aesthetically but that uncouth barbarian Mika would have none of that. I'm quite certain that everyone would agree about the ample signs that the demure damsel had given Mika to indicate that she wanted nothing to do with him...after all Rakhi pecking him on the cheeks and flinging herself all over him should have been sign enough.
That damn bastard messed it all up...somewhere Jazzy B is smirking..."Serves Mika right...he should have taken my idea and tried it with me...could have done us both a world of good".