Second thoughts

Forget whatever i've said about football...i'm beginning to love it...

Viva la FIFA

I know that i'm likely to draw a lot of flak for this but just to remind u...these are the ravings of an unsound mind and no matter how much i might offend anyone i will only plead insanity. But then who am i kidding...i hardly believe anyone is ever gonna read this. Anyway, lets get to the point...(as if there is any)...football. I've never really been able to come to terms with the game and that's primarily for two reasons which i shall elaborate shortly.
For one, i've never really realized why the craze for that round thing which eleven guys run after for a whole 90 minutes(and sometimes even more with all the extra time and all) and which the eyes of umpteen fanatics all over the world tend to follow with extreme enthusiasm...i mean i'll accept that it's one hell of a shape...round...but then i've been round the major part of my life and people have kept telling me to get into shape!!!
For another reason...i somehow can't bear the sight of my shape-sake being kicked around all over by some guys with really muscular legs...
But alas whenever i've tried to get my point across, i've only met with looks of utter consternation from totally perplexed faces on individuals who seem flummoxed enough to give the impression that they've never heard such heretic utterances in their lives. Some almost mistook me for an alien for not coming round to the view that football(which they also call soccer simply to tone down the violent name) is a means to providing the greatest entertainment on earth...i always thought that that was what sex was meant for, but then who's listening to me... Anyway i think i'll just stop writing now lest some football fan read this(by some ill fortune of mine) and let out a fatwa on my name...
Ignore whatever i ranted earlier...long live football i say now and long live the cup...viva la FIFA

Democracy rulz...

All my life i've grown up learning that democracy is a good thing...goverment of the people, by the people kind of crap...the history n civics text books preached n i resorted to rote learning. Only today have i realized how sweet democracy actually can be...normally this would be another of those days wen i'd be sloggin at the office till midnight but the elections are here and i'm at home;need i say more...long live democracy...long live it's offsprings...i say we have elections everyday...