Fortune Cookie

Whosoever coined the phrase 'Thank God It's Friday' sure had a way with words. Apart from the 15th and the 30th/31st which are paydays out here, Fridays(Friday evenings, rather) are the only days I eagerly look forward to. However Fridays are not meant for cooking. Thankfully fate would have me savour a really satisfying dinner at China Buffet yesterday night. That was where I was handed a fortune cookie which read thus...

"You have a way with words, You should write a book"

For those of you who fully grasp the magnitude of this impending catastrophe, here's your chance to voice your dissent. Tomorrow may just be too late.